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It's Nikki and Kayla, what can we say!	You know we're dumb, this proves it!

Nikki_plus_Kayla_equals_STUPID
read my profile sign my guestbook Name: Nikki/Kayla Country: Chad Birthday: 3/18/1987 Gender: Female Interests: Messing with poor innocent souls! DENNY'S!!! Walking around the mall dressed up like idiots! Wal mart! Expertise: Messing with people's heads! Occupation: Operations Industry: Entertainment Message: message me Member Since: 1/6/2005

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Friday, November 18, 2005

	This is charles, im updating for nikki again. hehe! anyway, nikki rules and is the cutest girl ever and the most beautiful. so yeah!
	10:32 PM - 28 views - 18 eprops - 15 comments - email it

Saturday, July 09, 2005

Hi! this is charles! nikki doesnt know it but im posting on her xanga! sweet!

ha! i rule! monkeys r cool! TURTLES!!!

C YA!!!!!!!!!!!!

8:33 PM - 30 views - 14 eprops - 25 comments - email it

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Here we go again...

Nikki and Kayla- backstage at the musical we met the sound guy and he became out puppy! We named him Scruffy! He is a flamming homosexual, cookie's prom date, jeff's friend, and he is dating the alien (the other sound guy)

Nikki- what grade are you in?? Scruffy- i'm a sophmore. Nikki- your a biiig sophmore!

Sean sat behind us in family realations. We call him the army kid and the drunk guy. He loves Nikki and he is fat (according to the army). He doesn't like it when you call him at 2:00 in the morning but when you call him when he is drunk, he is very polite. He had three different dates to prom.

Nikki- Charles is like a boy us. Maybe we are all like... Triplets!

Kayla- Guess who's pregnant! Nikki- No way! eww... that's going to be one UGLY kid!!

BACKSTAGE

We are Pro Denny's!

Nikki- Gasp! Look Kayla! Camo Pants! Kayla- Just laughs (We try them on) Both- Let's get'em!! Kayla- We should wear them Wed. to church! Nikki- OK!

Nikki- I figured it out! You and Mitchell are both gay!! You guys are just going out so people don't know the truth! But I figured it out!!

Nikki- Your lips look like fish lips! Have you ever noticed that! Emily look! Don't they look like fish lips! (2 weeks later) Kayla- Do fish even have lips?!? (if anyone knows please leave a comment!)

2:50 AM - 12 views - 8 eprops - 6 comments - email it

Monday, April 18, 2005

WE'RE BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!!

One night at THEE Camp while trying to go to sleep....

Nikki- Do you realize how many words there are for throw up?!?

Kayla- No, never really thought about it...

Nikki- I have... many a times... lets see there's...

THE LIST

1) Throw up

2) Barf

3) Hurrel

4) Puke

5) Up chuck

6) Vomit

7) Heave

8) Emesis

9) Regurgitate

10) Ralph

11) Calling ralph on the big white telephone (jayme!)

12) Loose your lunch

13) Toss your cookies

14) Taste the same slice of pizza twice

15) Blow chunks

16) Spew

17) Retch

18) Gag

19) Be sick

20) Spit up

21) Discharge the contents of the stomach through the mouth (Dictionary)

GOOD TIMES!

8:43 PM - 11 views - 12 eprops - 9 comments - email it

Friday, January 28, 2005

YAY!! KAYLA'S NOT UNDER HOUSE ARREST ANYMORE!! Now we are stuck with these STUPID babies!!

Nikki- OH! Did i ever tell you i'm the queen of Turtle Kingdom?!

Nikki- Do ever get the random earge to just go get married?? Kayla- No... But ok.. lets go! We will just find rich, cute guys in Las Vegas!

Kayla- My albow hurts! Nikki- Your what? What is this?!?! (as she points to her elbow)

Both- As we are finally laying down to go to sleep at 4:24 AM... Nikki- I'm hungry!! Kayla- Me too!!

Kayla- They should like goo or something!

Nikki- This is my Happy Birthday pencil!

Nikki- Are you wired?... drunk?... high?... Brad- What do you mean? Nikki- Translation, Hyper!

Both- Kayla- Shut your mouth! Nikki- I can't shut my mouth! i'm a mouth breather! If i shut my mouth i will die! Do you want me to die Kayla!!

Nikki- Whats this? (as she points to stomach area) Is this my liver? I think i have a bubble in my liver!!

Kayla- I get these random bubbles in my throat! It moves its way up my throat until right about here. then i move my throat and it pops and it really hurts!

Nikki- I want to be a cheerleader!! (As she does a stupid kick in the air and in a stupid voice)

Nikki- How do you spell fattening? Kayla- I don't know!!

The first time Kayla has ever heard Nikki speechless in her entire life... Random kid IMs Nikki and cusses her out and signs off... Nikki can't say a word she is completely speechless!!

Nikki is talking to Shelby and is called a fruit cup on drugs... Nikki goes into an entire explanation of why she can not be a fruit cup on drugs. (Conversation ends and 15 minutes later Nikki calls back and asks to talk to Shelby) Then she gives an even longer explanation of why she can't be a fruit cup on drugs!!

Nikki- I wanna learn how to sleep with my eyes open!!

Nikki- I nap all week (6-7 hours for school) and then I sleep on the weekends!! (at least 12 hours of sleep)

10:07 PM - 39 views - 40 eprops - 32 comments - email it

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